Monday, April 21, 2008

Groin Underwear Irritation

LAWYERS OVER ANOTHER REFLECTION

A mouse looked through a hole the wall is a farmer and his wife opening a package. Thought, what kind of food could be there. He was terrified when he discovered it was a mousetrap. He ran into the courtyard of the farm to warn everyone: "There is a mousetrap in the house, a mousetrap in the house!"
The hen, who clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Excuse me, Mr. Mouse, I understand that is a big problem for you, but not harm me at all, does not bother me." The mouse was not until the lamb and said: "There is a mousetrap in the house, a mousetrap!". Excuse me, Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do, only ask for you. Rest assured it will be remembered in my prayers. "Lamb said. The mouse then turned to the cow and the cow said," But perhaps I am in danger? I think not, "said the cow. So the mouse returned to the house, worried and dejected, to face the farmer's mousetrap. That night they heard a great commotion, like a mousetrap catching its prey. The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness, she saw that the trap had caught the tail of a poisonous snake. The snake bit the woman. The farmer rushed her to hospital. She returned with a fever. Everybody knows that to feed someone with a fever, nothing like a soup. The farmer took his knife and went to get the main ingredient: chicken.
As the woman continued disease, friends and neighbors came to visit. To feed, the farmer killed the lamb. The woman did not improve and eventually died. The farmer then sold the cow to the slaughterhouse to cover funeral expenses. "The next time you hear someone has a problem and think it as not yours, do not pay attention ... think twice."
"He that lives to serve, not serve to live."

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